Ilaya Street

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they’re showing dogs on the Today show. I want to adopt one! But I don’t want the work that goes with taking care of a dog.  And that’s the reason we don’t have pets. I hate cats, i can’t take care of a dog, and fish or bird doesn’t count as “pet”.

shifting gears.  a tv dialogue heard this morning:

sister1: it’s just sex! there’s no feelings involved

sister2: right. because you are a no feelings type of girl. Your heart lives in your vagina.

made me think for a while. did my heart ever live in my vagina before i got married? even temporarily? nope and nope.

I went to yoga class yesterday and this time, there were more students than the last time I went. Some of these women were first timers (to the class) and so the instructor had to ask if anybody had any questions. So this lady next to me raised her hand. She’s a skinny one. Her tummy looked like it was just a little bigger than mine and I’m only 14 wks. So she said “is it ok to still do the poses because he (referring to her baby) shifted head first already, and my doctor said that he could feel his head ready to come out”. I quickly looked around the room to see if anybody else was having the same reaction as me. I was thinking, ‘girl, you probably should be on bed rest!’. So the instructor asked, how far along are you? And she said ” I’m 35 weeks”. And everyone’s jaws dropped. She looked so tiny ! But she looked healthy, I could tell that she was also very active because her arms are toned.  But when she had her back on me, I wouldn’t have been to able to tell that she was preggo. Just looking at  her waistline made me jealous and worried. She still has hers,  while I’ve already lost mine a few weeks ago! and i’m afraid I will not be able to get it back :(  *sigh.

(she’s not a bitch, btw)

(sorry, i don’t know how to embed my own hosted video here so just click on the photo).

And that’s the news today. :)

Husband has been announcing something and he wants me to tell it to you, too. But i am not in the mood to be all excited, so I’ll post it tomorrow instead.  Check back again tomorrow. I swear you’ll be amazed. or not. whatevs.